Meme: Yeah, sorry about that

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Two copies of the same meme - one for Harry Potter, one for Bleach. Note to self, this meme is harder than it looks. I will post proper fic when I've finally finished it. (Szayel/Ishi/Forte)

Stolen shamelessly from misumaru 

Write a fic for each category in no more than ten words. (Oh hay, I did it wrong. There is no single sentence rule)

1. Angst:
2. AU:
3. Crack!fic:
4. Crossover:
5. First Time:
6. Fluff:
7. Humour:
8. Hurt/Comfort:
9. Smut:
10. UST:

Mine:

1. Angst: Laying the rose, he finally read Ishida's given name; Uryuu.
2. AU: The Quincy captain laughed, motioning to his son, "Kill him."
3. Crack!fic: "Take it, Ishida -- I always knew you were a girl!"
4. Crossover: Robin blushed, "Holy smokes, Batman -- Is that position even possible?!"
5. First Time: Ichigo was trembling, so Uryuu stopped moving to comfort him.
6. Fluff: The flush was so lovely that he offered another strawberry.
7. Humour: The moment was ruined when they rolled off the bed.
8. Hurt/Comfort: Ichigo gingerly touched Uryuu's cheek as though he were porcelain.
9. Smut: The bed thumped loudly against the wall, startling the neighbours.
10. UST: It was unreasonable -- how could Uryuu refuse to acknowledge him?!

1. Angst: Harry watched Draco kneel, misery imprinted in his tortured expression.
2. AU: Voldemort's rules were simple: Purebloods could take what they liked.
3. Crack!fic: When Harry jumped up, kneading at the blankets, Draco smiled.
4. Crossover: Now he was doing Draco nobody would vote him out!
5. First Time: "Don't," Draco whispered, clearly nervous, then, "Okay...but be gentle."
6. Fluff:  Harry grinned and rubbed in the lotion, "Otherwise you'll burn."
7. Humour: It wasn't funny, but Draco found Harry's new tattoo hilarious.
8. Hurt/Comfort: When Harry flinched away from the contact, he finally understood.
9. Smut: "Just there," Draco panted, wrapping his ankles together behind Harry.
10. UST: In those handsome green eyes, Draco could see his undoing.